Name: Jimmy !!lXmmSJh/5xE68da 2013-03-06 22:17
These new "webs" are going to be even more harmful than web 2.0! It is horrible! Should we come up with a "new internet"? Read Jaron Lanier!
`>on my way to gamestop to pre-order MW3
>cashier lady is hot as fuck
>"e-excuse m-m-me, i w-want to place a p-pre-order for mod-d-ern warfare three."
>"sure, how much do you want to pay?"
>start to pull out my wallet
>reach into wallet
>pull out a handful of mom's homeade spaghetti
>cashier stares at me with a confused look
>i start to sweat terribly making the whole gamestop smell like shit
>nigger behind me starts to yell at me "YO MAN WTF U DOIN SON HOW U BE TRYIN TO PAY WITH SPAGHETTI NIGGA! GET YO SMELLY ASS OUTA HERE!"
>i burst into treats
>start to run away but i trip on my cape
>everyone starts laughing at me
>nigger kicks me and steals my cape
>i cry even more while trying to gather up my spaghetti
>i lay in my own tears and spaghetti while everyone within a 5 block radius is laughing their ass off and pointing at me