Send a letter to Vladimir Putin

http://eng.letters.kremlin.ru/

Greetings President Putin!

I am writing you today to inform you of a local idiot of yours that we are forced to suffer on the discussion boards of 4chan.org (http://dis.4chan.org/prog/ ). Going by the name "Nikita Sadkov", this fool of yours presents a bad image of Russian society by constantly disrupting others with his mindless garbage. Although most of his ramblings are concerning how much he hates the Jews, you will be interested in is hatred towards his own country. Claiming that Russia is ruled by Jews that can only be removed by violent revolution, Mr. Sadkov expresses his vehement hate of the Russian Government many times per week.

Though he tries his best to seem reasonable and advocate his stupid, nonsensical platform, he invariably interrupts every discussion on the website to tell others of his theory that the Jews that control Russia must be destroyed. He has recently enjoyed a surge in attention and followers, which has led Mr. Sadkov to branch out to other websites in attempt to proselytize further and garner more hatred towards Jews and the Russian Government.

Though my opinion has no weight compared to a world leader such as yourself, I think that it would be a benefit to everyone if Mr. Sadkov were to receive an official reprimand for his actions.

Thank you for reading,
Anonymous.

Other letters to send to Russia people:
Please block the evil, unpatriotic 4chan from Russia!

Other Russians to contact:
That other guy, Mendel or something.
Police in Nikita's shithole town
Russian mob (if all else fails)

Alright, let's write a letter:

Dear m♡♡tles:

We know that you don't give a shit about your loyal subjects on the text boards, and despite loathing you as the useless piece of shit who created the imageboards, we come today to plead to you.

You see, we, the denizens of /prog/ (that's dis.4chan.org/prog/, in case you didn't know), used to enjoy a board where we could just be smug sacks of shit all day, while ironically discussing the pleasure of being cummed inside, or the finer parts of the art of anus haxxing. Where we could tell stories of the Haskell nomads and the vile Anticudder, flip people off for asking for help with their homework, and all other manner of insipid nonsense and bullshit that nobody cares about, while being shitty assholes to everyone. Just like in any other 4chan board.

But not anymore.

Since late 2011, going by the name of ``Nikita Sadkov'', an insidious troll and spammer from Russia has been disrupting our board, interjecting in every thread expounding on his hate of Jews and how they control everything. There's hardly any post which doesn't elicit reply from him, somehow denouncing the poster and the message as part of a Jewish conspiracy. And it gets fucking old. Most of the content of the board now revolves around him, and that fucking sucks.

So we ask you, please ban him, if only for us to mock the idiot as he now has to hide behind seven proxies to come and shitpost and spam.

tl;dr: crazy russian guy spams /prog/, plz ban


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