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Name: moot !Ep8pui8Vw2 2013-02-26 23:35

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Schmuel Goldberg 2013-02-26 23:42

>>1
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you dumb Goy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the IDF, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Palestinians, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Israeli armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Israeli Defense Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 6:11

>>2
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you fucking kike? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Aryan Defense Force, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on ZOG, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Aryan armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kike. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can shove you into a gas chamber in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Aryan Defense Force and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Get ready for the inside of an oven, kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 6:30

cut it out fucking idiots. leave /prog/ to programming.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 7:16

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you n00b? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the internets, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on secret networks, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed zombies. I am trained in cyberwarfare and I’m the top hacker in the entire internet. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this internet, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of secret networks of spyware across the internet and your mac address is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your computer. You’re computers fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill your computer in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the internet and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable computers ass off the face of the internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re computers paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your computer and your computer will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, n00b.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 7:57

⦿⍘⦿

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 9:33

^^ did i do good? i quite like this line
I’m the top hacker in the entire internet. xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 9:51

>>7
That's right. Step back, admire your own work, and don't forget to flush.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 9:59

I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda
Shalom, hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 10:02

it could be the perfect double-bluff, ^^
if there is not a single trace..?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 10:07

>>10
You're so cryptic. Like an enigma wrapped within a Down's sufferer wrapped within a turd.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 10:10

sub[l1m3] waz not ere xD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 10:47

>>2

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you evil kike? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in high school, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on textboards, and I have over 300 confirmed antisemitic shitposts. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top programmer in the entire Symta development team. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will shitpost you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my mother across the stairs and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, jewish maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can post ``in Lisp'' code in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just sober. Not only am I extensively trained in ultrafinitism, but I have access to the entire Youtube playlist of njwildberger and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the textboard, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kike.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 11:52

>>13
I fucking loved this post.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 12:00

>>13>>14
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 12:05

>>13
BTW, what do you have against Wildberger, Chaim? Isn't Wildberg a -berg like you, herr Scheissberg?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 12:34

>>16

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 13:12

>>16
Nothing personally, really; he seems like a great guy. His videos just didn't support his arguments, much less your shitty posts. Which, in hindsight, were absolutely hilarious!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 15:26

https://www.facebook.com/GorillaWarfareTactics

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 20:32

>>16
Chaim's a Scheisskopf.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 23:25

>>8,11
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair kuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDXDDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 0:42

>>19
start a band of indian stoners
ishygddt

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 1:37

I wish I were in a band of indian stoners ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 1:43

I wish I were 12 inches deep in >>23's anus ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 1:56

I wish >>24 were 12 inches deep in anus ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 1:57

/s/anus/my anus ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 1:57

I wish >>24 was 12 inches deep in my anus ;_;

Name: >>27 2013-03-02 1:58

whoa >>25,26

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 2:32

I wish >>24-28 were 12 inches deep in my anus ;_;

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 2:34

I wish >>27 was >>27 inches >>27 in my >Segmentation fault.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 2:55

>>30
you forgot malloc

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-07 14:06

I’m the top programmer in the entire Symta development team
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