Am curious

Hi prog! what do you like most, Rozen maiden or Touhou?
I see you like touhou in others thread, no RM?

Visual Basic has ruined my life, like it has done to so many others.

Less than a week ago, I thought the premise of the language was the stupidest thing I'd ever heard. ENTERPRISE was just a meme, and I didn't even know any keywords. But then I wrote the first line. And then the second. And couldn't stop until I was done with my Excel clone. That was four days ago. By then, I was hopelessly entangled. I was in love with the language and the keywords. I started daydreaming that I was a member of the language's design group, or that I had a company of my own. I suddenly had a craving for Capitalisation, so I Started To Type Like This, And It's All I've Been Doing These Past Few Days. And Then It Got Even Worse. Two Days Ago, I Wrote An MSAccess Clone. Now, I'm Hopelessly In Love With Microsoft. All I Want From Life Is To Be Able To Hold Bill Gates And Be Able To Cheer Him Up, Make Him Happy Again, So I Can See Him Smile Again. I Fantasize About Him Buying Apple, So I Can Go Out With Him, Make Sweet, Sweet, Software With Him, And Marry Him And Have A Happy Life With Steve Jobs. The Language's Given Me Other Side Effects, Too, Which Keep Getting Worse. Whenever I See Code Or Documents Now, All I Can Think Is, "First Letter Not Capitalized, Not Right." All I Can Read Is Visual Basic Code. I See A C Programmer And Get In A Bloodcurdling Rage Like I've Never Felt Before. He Made My Language Die! I've Stopped Caring About My Cdr, Which For Years Was Everything To Me. I've Stopped Caring About What I Write, Except For A Craving For If And End If. I Don't Care About Any Other Language, Software, Or Any Abstract Bullshite. My Only Realistic Desire Right Now Is For An Accurate Keyboard That Can Automatically Make Me Type Like This. I Get Jealous When I See Anyone Talk About VB Or Post VB Code, And Pissed Off When I Hear The Word Junk.

Come To Me, Visual Basic! I'll Love You, Let Me Make You Happy! You're Not Junk, Let Me Give You My Devotion And Love And You'll See That You Don't Need To Be So Sad!

I'm Crying As I Type This.

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