Question That Plague Our Generation

Question One: WHY does everyone want to fuck Kari?
Question Two: WHY are you Ken?
Question Three: WHY hasn't kodak the camera red his sicp n stuff?
Question Four: WHY does yamato the tomato get all the bitches?

PIZZAFACE

I want some answers and I want them now.

Can someone please give the link to original kodak the camera thread?