Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 18:40
Notorious shitposter Nikita Sadkov was found dead in the wreckage of his mother's home today after debris from a meteor killed hundreds of Russians.
Rumors have been circulating that the strike was a move by the Jew God to destroy an enemy. Biblical scholars refute this. "When G-d kills someone, he kills tens of thousands of others just to prove a point. This is not the work of G-d."
Sadkov's mother, a diseased prostitute servicing the lowest dredges of Russian society was asked about her son's passing, she could only respond "Хотели бы вы минет? Только пять рублей!".
Sadkov was very active on the
Vladimir Putin could not be reached for comment.
Rumors have been circulating that the strike was a move by the Jew God to destroy an enemy. Biblical scholars refute this. "When G-d kills someone, he kills tens of thousands of others just to prove a point. This is not the work of G-d."
Sadkov's mother, a diseased prostitute servicing the lowest dredges of Russian society was asked about her son's passing, she could only respond "Хотели бы вы минет? Только пять рублей!".
Sadkov was very active on the
/prog/ section of the 4chan site, the site's forum for random topics and discussion. Speaking on the conditions of Anonymity, a close homosexual associate, said of this death: "Bien sûr, il était un crétin illogique raciste, mais je ne voulais pas sa mort comme ça. Il devait rencontrer la fin méchant de mon fusil de chasse."Vladimir Putin could not be reached for comment.