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Still NEET Antisemite

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 18:16

So I put my resume on a few job-search sites:
http://serpuhov.rabota.ru/resume12655848.html

still no job offer, but moderator removed my photo, so I had to reupload it. Also, some Yandex Jew here, after seeing my homepage (http://vk.com/antisemitic), said that he will personally take care so that I'll never find a job in IT. What I'm doing rong?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 7:40

I love antisemites and racists!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 8:07

Racism is fun. But even funny things become boring after too much repetition. Really, racism in /prog/ has become boring already.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 8:54

>>162
So how do you explain that all major IT CEOs and shareholders are Jewish? Or how do you explain http://www.theoccidentalobserver.net/2012/09/elena-kagans-diversity-problem-and-jewish-privilege/

???

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 8:54

>>163
Jews are God's Chosen.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 10:31

>>163
cause they're good at business?
cause they're out to get you?
I dunno man
maybe just cause.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 12:06

>>165>>164
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 13:32

>>166
Optimize your quotes, AhmBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooootktktkskstktsktskk

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 20:30

>>167
Optimize your racist slimy jewish subhuman parasitic scum out of existence, thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-27 20:31

>>168
Optimize your racist slimy muslim subhuman parasitic scum out of existence, thanks.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-28 22:35

hey nikita why do u use emacs if it was created by jew?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 0:12

>>170
Because he is a Jew. All his Jew hate and spamming is just false flag attacks to make real anti-Semites look stupid and, in the long run, get /prog/ more heavily moderated.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 10:48

>>170
Any alternative for SBCL?

>>171
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 14:25

>>172
ghc

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 16:08

>>173
- Just like C++, Haskell is very hard to learn, and takes years to master. Things like Monads, Functors, Monoids, Higher-Order Types and a myriad of morphisms are hard to understand, especially without mathematical background. Most programmers probably don't have the ability or will to learn Haskell. Learning Haskell's syntax, libraries, functional programming techniques won't bring you closer to understanding: the true path to understand Haskell lies through Monoid-Functor-Applicative-Arrow-Monad. And even if you mange to learn Haskell, programming it still hogs a lot of brain resources, which could have been put to something more useful than just showing off about how clever you can be. "Haskell for Kids" even proposes exposing children to Haskell from yearly age, meaning Haskell, similar to mathematics and natural language, will be much harder to grasp at older age. "Zygohistomorphic prepromorphism: Zygo implements semi-mutual recursion like a zygomorphism. Para gives you access to your result à la paramorphism.", "Haskell is not 'a little different,' and will not 'take a little time.' It is very different and you cannot simply pick it up" -- HaskellWiki
- Poor backward compatibility: haskellers "don't want to replicate Java, which is outright flawed in order to avoid even the most unlikely of broken code", meaning they don't care if new version of GHC will break your code. Haskell projects are struggling under the weight of "DLL hell": typical Haskell package consist of just a few lines of code, thus many other projects depend on dozens of different packages, either directly or indirectly. It's near-impossible to embark on a serious Haskell project without spending time fighting dependency version issues.
- Haskell is slow and leaks memory. GHC's inefficient stop-the-world GC does not scale. A good understanding of evaluation order is very important for writing practical programs. People using Haskell often have no idea how evaluation affects the efficiency. It is no coincidence that Haskell programmers end up floundering around with space and time leaks that they do not understand. Functions take time to complete and debugging for time leaks is much more difficult than to debug for type errors. "The next Haskell will be strict." -- Simon Peyton-Jones
- Haskell's API lacks higher levels of abstraction, due to absence of variadic functions, optional arguments and keywords. Macros aren't possible either, due to overly complex syntax of Haskell. API documentation is very lacking: if you want to use regexes, you start at Text.Regex.Posix, seeing that =~ and =~~ are the high level API, and the hyperlinks for those functions go to Text.Regex.Posix.Wrap, where the main functions are not actually documented at all, so you look at the type signatures, trying to understand them and they are rather intimidating (class RegexOptions regex compOpt execOpt => RegexMaker regex compOpt execOpt source | regex -> compOpt execOpt, compOpt -> regex execOpt, execOpt -> regex compOpt where). They are using multi-parameter type classes and functional dependencies. The signature really wont give you any clue to how to actually use this API, which is a science in itself. Haskell is a language where memoization is a PhD-level topic.
- Haskell programming relies on mathematical modeling with type system (a version of mathematical Set Theory). If one does not use the type system for anything useful, it obviously will be nothing but a burden. Programs are limited by the expressiveness of the type system of the language - e.g. heterogeneous data structures aren't possible w/o reinventing explicit tagging. All that makes Haskell bad for prototyping or anything new, due to need of having design document with all types beforehand, which changes often during prototyping. Complex project are forced to reinvent dynamic typing. For instance, Grempa uses dynamic typing because the semantic action functions are put in an array indexing rule and production numbers (Ints) to functions, and they all have different types and so can not be put in an ordinary array expecting the same type for each element.
- The IDE options cannot be as good as those of dynamic programming languages, due to absence of run-time information and access to running program's state. Haskell's necrophilia forces you to work with "dead" code. Like other static languages, Haskell isn't well-known for its "reload on the fly" productivity. No eval or self-modifying code. Haskell code can't be changed without recompiling half of application and restarting the process. GHCI - is the best Haskell's interactivity can get, and still wont allow you to change types during runtime, while the single assignment semantics prevents redefinition of functions. As said Simon Peyton-Jones, "In the end, any program must manipulate state. A program that has no side effects whatsoever is a kind of black box. All you can tell is that the box gets hotter."
- Type system produced compile-time and link-time errors are distracting and make it harder to run and test your code, while type-checking isn't a substitute for testing, it is about correspondence to mathematical model, which has nothing to do with correctness - i.e. two numbers can be integers, but their quotient can still result into division by zero. Even though you may hear strong static-typing advocates say, "When your program type-checks, you'll often find that it just works", this is simply not true for large, intricate programs. Although type-checking may help you find model-related errors, it is not the same as testing.
- Absence of dynamic scope, implicit open recursion, late binding, and duck typing severely limits Haskell, since there are things that can't be done easily without these features: you can't implement dynamic scope in general (and be type-safe) without converting your entire program to use tagged values. So in this respect, Haskell is inferior to dynamic typing languages.
- Haskell makes it easy to write cryptic programs that no-one understands, not even yourself a few days later. Rich, baroque syntax, lazy evaluation and a tradition defining an operator for every function - all help obfuscation a lot. As a general rule, Haskell syntax is incredibly impenetrable: who in their right mind thought up the operators named .&., <|> and >>=?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 16:13

emacs

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 16:13

>>170
Emacs had various contribs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erik_Naggum
Erik Naggum contributed to the free software project Emacs text editor for almost a decade.

Erik doesn't look outright Jewish, although I could be wrong and Erik was some crypto marrano Jew and that would explain why he died at 44, due to some genetic disorder. But I prefer theory that Erik drank too much and abused other substances, like any true redneck.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 16:16

>>176
For example,
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crohn%27s_disease
has a higher incidence in Ashkenazi Jews[24] and smokers.

so we have two choices: ashkenazi disorder and avid smoker.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 16:17

>>174
Interesting, thanks. I was thinking of learning/using Haskell or a *ML for a upcoming academic project. Do you have any thoughts/criticisms on other similar languages such as e.g. OCaml?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 16:23

>>178
OCaml is definitely more practical and simpler than Haskell or C++.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 17:04

>>178
a upcoming academic project
brb ininstalling brain

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 17:29

>>176
marrano
uh what

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 18:44

>>177
You have the inference and logical skills of a feminist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 19:25

>>182
This post is interesting in that it offends both feminists and people radially opposed to them (Nikita).

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 19:39

>>183
Is it possible to create a post that would offend literally everyone? Note that the naive approach of attempting to insult everyone wouldn't work, since they won't feel particularly targeted by the post.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 19:46

>>184
Yes, something along the lines of "you're fucking retarded".

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 19:53

>>185
You are a genious.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 19:56

>>188
nice dubs bro

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 20:06

Dubs

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 22:08

>>183
No it doesn't, it only offends feminists. Neither Nikita, nor I, nor any self-respecting gentile would ever get offended by what a parasite kike says.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-01 22:28

>>189
dumb goy.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 2:46

>>181
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marrano
the term was used to impugn the character of recalcitrant crypto-Jews.

>>182
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 3:08

The preferred terms are 'anusim' (Hebrew for "forced")

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 3:47

>>192
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anusim
singular male, Anús; singular female, Anusáh

So Anusáh is a female Anús?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 4:21

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 5:40

>>193

Where is the: Not to be confused with Anus?

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 6:31

>>195

Add: {{Distinguish|Anus}}

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 10:19

ANUSIM MY ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 10:20

THE FORCED JEWIFICATION OF THE ANUS

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 12:01

Anus.

Name: Anonymous 2013-03-02 12:08

THE PLEASE OF HAVING PANIC ATTACKS INSIDE YOUR ANUS

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