JavaScript assembly

http://asmjs.org/spec/latest/

Defines asm.js, a strict subset of JavaScript that can be used as a low-level, efficient target language for compilers.

Not only is JavaScript making other high-level languages obsolete, but it's making low-level languages obsolete as well! Contact your hardware manufacturers: tell them you want JavaScript all the way down.

the future is here!

i've been warning /prog/ for the last year, and have even helpfully shown how using anything other than javascript was pure stupidity. did /prog/ listen? nope!

and now they can't believe their eyes. the web is here. it is the future. javascript is your new god.

embrace.