/prog/ - JavaScript assembly

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-15 17:07

http://asmjs.org/spec/latest/

Defines asm.js, a strict subset of JavaScript that can be used as a low-level, efficient target language for compilers.

Not only is JavaScript making other high-level languages obsolete, but it's making low-level languages obsolete as well! Contact your hardware manufacturers: tell them you want JavaScript all the way down.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 8:55

I want my math books to be rewritten in JavaScript because the old obsolete notation is boring. Math is better expressed in JavaScript because it is a functional language.

Name: fag 2013-02-16 9:19

>>40
looks great

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 10:26

>>39
Retard-kun uses Javashit? Cool, first it was a kike language, now it's a retarded kike language.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 10:29

>>43
lel

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:20

JavaScript and types don't mix. If they really wanted to extend JavaScript, they could at least add Asm.Double() and Asm.Int() for the casts instead of the hideous-looking + prefix and |0.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:36

>>41 post this on stack overflow and link to it please.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:56

>>46
My sides will explode as if I were punched by Kenshiro.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:14

We'll see who's laughing later this year, when cross-compiled emscripten code is approaching 2x runtime speed of native code.

Why download and install a runtime environment for Java/.Net/Python/Ruby/whatever when a JavaScript engine can run the same code equally fast?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 16:33

>>48
Because Javashit is shit?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 16:46

>>48
The Javashit kike from /g/ never capitalizes.

Cool, two kikes? /prog/ is starting to look like a synagogue!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:29

>>50
you call people kike but we know u are the kike
Shaloom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 20:50

>>51
/G/EW

JavaScript assembly

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42 Name: fag 2013-02-16 9:19

43 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 10:26

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45 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:20

46 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:36

47 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-16 14:56

48 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 15:14

49 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 16:33

50 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 16:46

51 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 17:29

52 Name: Anonymous 2013-02-17 20:50