JavaScript assembly

http://asmjs.org/spec/latest/

Defines asm.js, a strict subset of JavaScript that can be used as a low-level, efficient target language for compilers.

Not only is JavaScript making other high-level languages obsolete, but it's making low-level languages obsolete as well! Contact your hardware manufacturers: tell them you want JavaScript all the way down.

Please stop the Hacker Kikes reposts.

Also, there's this funny language that compiles down to Assembly, called C. It's stuff only le nerds use, because le Javashit is le future XD