/prog/ - Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 16:40

Guys, I wanna learn more about javascript, but I only know a basic idea about it.
Any resources to help me?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 16:41

Read the source codes of web sights.

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You say Taylor Swift, I say Korn
You say Lady Gaga,I say Paramore
You say Miley Cyrus,I say $lipknot
You say T-Paine,I say Red Hot Chili Peppers
You say Emanem,I say Linkin Park
You say Justin Beiber, I say System of a Down

98% of teens have turned to main stream music.If you are part of the 4% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to your sig. DONT LET ROCK "N" ROLL DIE !

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 16:42

>>2
Um, that's not a good suggestion...

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 16:49

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORcBFClBC1A

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:05

>>4
Thanks, that sounds nice.
But it doesn't really answer my question.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:26

Try writing programs in it

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:34

>>6
I already use it in web design and userscripts, though.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:35

Try ditching ``web development'' altogether, it's a Jewish-funded ``industry'' as shown by Hacker Jews and Reddit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:50

Try ditching ``programming'' altogether, it's a Jewish-funded ``industry'' as shown by Google, Microsoft and Oracle.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 17:53

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ3Z1a7TDKg

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 18:30

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Nice Non-sequitur, kike.

Name: >>11 2013-02-12 18:34

Also I have a nice question for you: have you goys ever craved jewish cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a jews's dick head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 18:51

>>11
Why the fuck would a kike try to repel people from kike industries?

Are you fucking dead in the head, Mudslime?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 18:54

>>13
Because it isn't a kike industry, dumbass.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 18:57

>>14
Where's Nikita and the JEWS in Computer Science list when you need him?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 18:57

>>14
Shalom!

Name: >>15>>16 2013-02-12 19:00

By the way, I'm just wondering: have you goys ever craved jewish cock so badly that you found yourself running around outside, howling at the moon for it? Literally ROARING at the top of your lungs, wanting nothing less than a jews's dick head churning against your glottal stop?

Tell me I'm not alone!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 19:01

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Illogical racist cretin detected

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 19:03

>>18
False-flag attacking antisemite detected

-funroll-quotes

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 19:12

>>18
Illogical unoptimized quotes Ahmed detected

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-12 20:18

>>1
Mandatory:
http://dis.4chan.org/read/prog/1347194129/3
https://brendaneich.com/2008/04/popularity/
https://www.destroyallsoftware.com/talks/wat

bookmark, or bot reply

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 5:21

>>21
I never understood the point of those links before.
Also, I don't use node.js

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 5:39

>>22
He's probably trying to dissuade people from learning Javascript. It's too bad that Javascript works.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 5:48

>>23
Skullfucking a dead baby ``works'' if you're trying to get off. Doesn't mean you should actually do it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 7:40

>>24
Why would you skullfuck a dead baby?
I don't think their skulls are good for fucking either

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 8:37

Javashit, the browser PHP

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 8:49

>>23
Java, PHP, C# and Sepples work too.

Too bad they're shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 8:55

>>26
What's PHP then?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 9:13

>>28
The server PHP. Idiot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 9:26

>>28
A miserable Pile of Horse Poo.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 10:12

>>1
>2013
>Javascript

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 11:05

>>30
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 13:53

>>31
coffeescript?

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 14:39

>>25
Because of jewish compulsion and vice for committing the most evil acts they can against the gentiles. Their lives are defined around it. Whichever jew has the highest score for atrocities against gentils, they become the head jew.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 17:21

>>31
Please refrain from quoting text like an imageboard user would do.

If you feel strong urges to do it, you can do it here:
http://boards.4chan.org/b/
http://boards.4chan.org/g/

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 18:47

>>35
Not >>31



>I still feel like it.

_this makes look wrong_

(and we hate english to use parenthesis)

/me so doing >feels better.

nyan

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 19:06

>>36
Document Symta.

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>>37
Um, I use C, ATS, and CL or Scheme. I do not know $ymt4.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 19:31

>>38
Document $ymt4.

Name: Anonymous 2013-02-13 21:05

I tried to embed some Javascript in a code block on THIS VERY PAGE!!! and was thwarted by some handy-dandy probably PHP.

Tryin' to keep a nigga down...

Javascript

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