javascript ``done right''

ok, since you faggots have nothing better to do than diss javascript even after i've totally destroyed your arguments, i'm giving you the opportunity to put your dad's money where your mouth is and try to convince me how it could be ``improved''

this is going to be entertaining to say the least

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Sorry for the unclosed tag.

No modules, no integers, anal prolapse-loose type system, half-assed OOP implementation, [code]
''        ==   '0'           //false
0         ==   ''            //true
0         ==   '0'           //true
false     ==   'false'       //false
false     ==   '0'           //true
false     ==   undefined     //false
false     ==   null          //false
null      ==   undefined     //true
" \t\r\n" ==   0             //true, resource hog, optional usage of semicolons, ===, ambiguous syntax (new Function, seriously?), parseInt(), with, hasOwnProperty() (which also reminds me of the inconsistent capitalization of everything, no constants, fucked up scopes, the DOM is fucking shit, fucking C-style syntax for a ``functional'' programming language, inconsistent implementations across platforms (not even Java has fucked up this bad), pulled out of a kike's ass in less than 2 years, cruft on top of shit, hipster shit, the Javashit kike uses it.

Back to /g/, please.