I tried to be friendly...

...but tdavis thinks I'm one of his doctors with a false sense of sincerity. ;_; He's too far gone.

http://i.imgur.com/Jd7CiTF.png

>>40
No, I don't have any. Please insult me ;_;

>>40
I eat like five-six cloves a day.
That explains why Frenchies smell like le cule shite snaile.

Why the fuck didn't the shotgun retard call >>42 an illogical racist cretin yet? I'm starting to think the shotgun retard is actually a kike from the JIDF.

>>43
I don't think Jews are allowed to eat snails.

>>41
Sorry, I've got two assignments to do.  Try getting in an argument with Ahmed, see if you can break him.  Or maybe he'll break you.  I don't know.

>>42
I generally eat it at supper so that the body has time to metabolize it by morning.  I also take my shower in the morning which gets rid of any ``garlic transpiration'' that has occurred during the night.

>>43
Because I know he's just trolling me because he's desperate for french insults.  Unlike you, that is, who are absolutely serious in your idiocy.

>>44
I'm pretty sure non-practising jews have lots of bacon.

Okay guys, this isn't funny anymore. The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting. I NEVER go to any sick french places or anything like that so it must be this place they're talking about. For god's sake stop screwing around with the french shit, you're going to get yourselves arrested. Trust me the authorities are watching and they're taking it VERY seriously. Don't believe me, fine, wait a while and you will. I just hope you have a good lawyer. Goodbye forever you sick fucks, I'm going to wipe my hard drive.

>>47
Hey look at this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-brl5toZb6VY/T2O6hI8qeKI/AAAAAAAAGlw/j1Jpl-QINzc/s1600/CervelleAgneauaubeurre.jpg
http://www.cotedor-tourisme.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/incontournables/Fotolia_27321504_L_%C2%A9%20FOOD-images%20-%20Fotolia.com_.jpg
http://paysdauvergne.free.fr/gastronomie/tripoux.jpeg
http://foodreporter.s3.amazonaws.com/original/1514/151390.jpg

>>47
The coppers can suck my AES-256 encrypted dick.

Goodbye Nikita, we won't miss you.

>>47
The cops fucking knocked at my door today and asked me about websites I've been visiting.
And did you ask for a warrant?  Of course not, Russian police beats the shit out of smartasses.

>>47 methinks they just wanted a formal /prog/ invite.. ^^ trying to infiltrate the prestigious /prog/ Disco =)
Or maybe they thought french was being used like the navajo language xD

P.S Microsoft; you still owe me a working OS ^^

>>43
You're just starting to realize this? Oy dumb goy.
>>49
That's kopipe you tard.

>>51
I enjoy your use of japanese emoticons such as ^^.

Here are some more from my personal collection (first row + others seem to be fucked up because my computer is no longer on jap mode):
( ͜,͡ʔ ͜,) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͜｡͡ʔ ͜｡)
(╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
(╮¬.¬)╮︵ ┳━┳
(⌐■_■)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ ╯(.Д.╯)
(╯°□°）╯ ︵ ( ｡- ｡)
( º _ ºノ)

>>53 aw cheers

you wouldn't believe it, i attempted to install 9 windows updates yesterdy, totalling a measly 2.6mb, and spent probably ~2-3 hours today getting rid of the bloody things (+wiping good softwares in the process) / had to re-download firefox for another 40mb.. etc

^(¬.¬) _{Windows !}

Bastards should be grateful i can't afford to download a decent linux....

sage