>>9
Because if you spend more than a minute on the wifi with your spoofed MAC address even while moving, they already have 3 short orbit Satellites tracking you with any means, esp. laser, local cams, and black box devices, one long orbit Satellite, 5 drones coming your way, 25 local executive enforcement agents, and a 7bit return address that identifies your FCC wifi device even if you spoofed MAC the mac address. Unless you do not care for the consequences of being tracked as /prog/'s shit poster.
--NYPD