what were your first programming languages?

mine were microsoft qbasic, borland turbo c++, and DEBUG.EXE assembly

Turbo C.

I've read a pascal book at age 10, but my first computer arrived 6 years later.

qbasic. turbo pascal 6. turbo c

BBC BASIC

U MENA PASKAL

QBASIC and batch files.

qbasic, turbo pascal 7 then Delphi.

my first pogram langurige was jcl

aka jackal or jackoffjill

ARM Assembly

IPL

Unfortunately, being in a poor state:
BASIC → Java → C

I still curse my childhood educational system. But then I learned about libraries. Never going back.

sepples

ZZT-OOP.

haskell.

not kidding

>>2
What is it about you ESL people that keeps you from ever using the pluperfect correctly

QBasic
Turbo C++
Robotic (Megazeux, a descendent of ZZT)

C++ → Java → C
I gave up C++ and I doubt whether I can say I learnt it. And I've only started on C 6 months back. That said, I did fooled around with other languages in between Java and C; they aren't included as I've not written anything more than Hello World in them.

C++, C, Javascript in that order

I'm scared to use anything else. The furthest I've gone is a couple chapters into ``le why's ruby guide'' before giving up and concluding that all I need is C. And I think it's true, because I'm not a programmer and only need programming for a niche where nothing but C/C++/ASM would work.

I think I'll learn some PHP/MySQL in case I need to build some web-sights. After some research I concluded that despite its objective shittiness, PHP is the best web language because of its near universal acceptance (e.g., mediawiki, every forum software, wordpress, hiphop, every web host to exist). Fuck other shitripting languages which are only useful for toy wannabe ``upgoat my github'' shit in which LISP shit is included.

lel does html count???

>>19
I think I'll learn some PHP/MySQL in case I need to build some web-sights. After some research I concluded that despite its objective shittiness, PHP is the best web language because of its near universal acceptance
You could always learn FIOC or ``Ruby kawaii desu''. They might be a total load of dog shit, but I'd rather have a dog with diarrhea shit all over my carpet, than let an elephant with diarrhea shit all over my body.

Atari 800 BASIC, TI Extended BASIC and assembly