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Who was it here who wrote the Anusymous bot?

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-01-26 7:37

Giff sauce coad plz.

I want to try and put all of his monikers in to try and stop him shitting up lounge. I'd work on adding phrases/context to try and spot his anonymous posts too.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 8:50

I beg your pardon?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 8:55

I'd like to help you, as I have nothing better to do, but I'm not sure I understand. There was a bot named "Anusymous" or it's just how you call it? What does the bot do?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 9:00

It was Jim

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 9:01

or maybe it wasnt JIM?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 9:10

Hi
My name Mahesh Babu Rajaraman.
I can make shitposting bot for you very cheap very quick. I have lot experience J2EE / OracleDB / PHP / C# .net VB ... See my bids history pls. Very cheap very quality code.
++++

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 10:19

>>4-5
LEEEEL XDDD

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-01-26 12:06

>>3
It was a bot someone wrote around 2009/2010, that whenever it saw milkribs post replied with "You're an anus!"

He once had a long thread of him trying to convince it he wasn't.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 12:35

>>8
Post something in /lounge/ with your tripcode please. I'm testing.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 13:09

>>8
Although I'm sure you could come up with this ugly bash cocktail of sed, awk and cut yourself, here:

This will scan the front page every minute, looking for all messages with milkribs, furpastica or L33t as tripcodes and reply with "you're an anus"

#/bin/bash
# replace sed -n '/postertrip\">/,/<\/span>/p'
# with sed -n '/postername\">/,/<\/span>/p' to grep something in the name field
# with sed -n '/<blockquote>/,/<\/blockquote>/p' to grep something in the message block

com="You're an anus"
while true ; do
  last_threads=$(curl --silent  http://dis.4chan.org/lounge/subject.txt | sed 18q | awk -F'<>' '{print $4"/"$5}')
  for thread in $last_threads ; do
    t_number=$(echo $thread | awk '{print $1}')
    if curl --silent  "http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/"$t_number | sed -n '/postertrip\">/,/<\/span>/p' | grep -E -s -q -i 'Milkribs|futuristipastica|L33t' ; then
      id=$(echo $t_number | awk -F'/' '{print $1}')
      anus=$(echo $t_number | awk -F'/' '{print $2}')
      curl -A "Mozilla/5.0" -F bbs=lounge -F id=$id -F  lol what 2 -F meiru="sage" -F kotehan="Anonymous" -F com=">>$anus
$com" -F email="'" http://dis.4chan.org/post > /dev/null 2>&1
      sleep 5
    fi
  done
  sleep 180
done

You've got a skeleton that you can tweak. Have fun.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 13:13

>>10
br tag error line 14:

#/bin/bash
# replace sed -n '/postertrip\">/,/<\/span>/p'
# with sed -n '/postername\">/,/<\/span>/p' to grep something in the name field
# with sed -n '/<blockquote>/,/<\/blockquote>/p' to grep something in the message block

com="You're an anus"
while true ; do
  last_threads=$(curl --silent  http://dis.4chan.org/lounge/subject.txt | sed 18q | awk -F'<>' '{print $4"/"$5}')
  for thread in $last_threads ; do
    t_number=$(echo $thread | awk '{print $1}')
    if curl --silent  "http://dis.4chan.org/read/lounge/"$t_number | sed -n '/postertrip\">/,/<\/span>/p' | grep -E -s -q -i 'Milkribs|futuristipastica|L33t' ; then
      id=$(echo $t_number | awk -F'/' '{print $1}')
      anus=$(echo $t_number | awk -F'/' '{print $2}')
      curl -A "Mozilla/5.0" -F bbs=lounge -F id=$id -F  lol what 2 -F meiru="sage" -F kotehan="Anonymous" -F com=">>$anus[br]$com" -F email="'" http://dis.4chan.org/post > /dev/null 2>&1
      sleep 5
    fi
  done
  sleep 180
done

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 13:17

>>11
Also shitshan seems to automatically replace "-F shitshan=proper2" with "lol what".

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-01-26 14:17

>>10-12
Cheers mate! Much appreciated.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 15:24

>>10,11
Horrible! Just write it in Python.

Name: !L33tUKZj5I 2013-01-26 16:15

>>14
If it ain't bash scripting or Spectrum BASIC, it's crap.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 17:09

>>15
'cept CL, AWK, or C. Even KSH93 is better badapplicationshittyhell

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:45

le shig

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:45

le shig

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:46

le shig

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:54

le shig

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 19:54

le shig

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 20:51

>>21
What is a shig?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 20:55

>>22
``seriously hope you guys don't do this''

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 21:10

>>23
rofl XD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-26 23:40




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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 0:43

>>15
But you can't parse HTML with bash.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 4:34

>>26
That's alright, I'll just use regex.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 11:25

>>27
Jim? Is that you?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 13:10

>>28
XDDDDDDDDD LE JIM FACE

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 14:22

>>27
Now you have two problems.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 15:25

#jews #yolo #symtacraft

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 18:46

Change the bbs and anusus variables to choose your targets. Configure a cronjob to run it automatically every so often. Keep in mind that those subject.txt files get really big, so pick a reasonable schedule if you have limited bandwidth.

#!/usr/bin/env python

import urllib

bbs = 'prog'
anuses = [
    '!L33tUKZj5I',
]

url = 'https://dis.4chan.org/%s/subject.txt' % bbs
f = urllib.urlopen(url)
for line in f.readlines():
    try:
        _, _, _, id_, posts, poster, _ = line.strip().split('<>')
    except ValueError:
        continue
    if int(posts) < 1000 and poster in anuses:
        url = 'https://dis.4chan.org/post'
        data = {
            'bbs': bbs,
            'id': id_,
            'kotehan': 'Anonymous',
            'meiru': '',
            'com': ">>%s\nI insure you you're an anus[i]![/i]" % (posts),
            'shiichan': 'proper2',
            'email': "'",
        }
        urllib.urlopen(url, urllib.urlencode(data))
f.close()


>>33
Check your doubles, GETS scum!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 18:57

>>32
thx bro, i will run it against cudder

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 20:37

>>33
You should use it against the Schlomo who sage every threads.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-27 20:55

>>34
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boom boom
*explodes while facing Mecca*

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