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Oracle to buy Adobe?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:24

And rewrite MySQL in Flash? What the fuck?! MySQL is dead!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:27

MySQL has been far behind the curve for the longest fucking time. there should be no surprise there, also Oracle DB would be needless stay cheap and go with SQL Server as you really have no need for all the extra oracle features for a flash game

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:30

i heard that oracle is going to buy html5

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:36

>>3
didn't apple patent it 15 years ago?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:41

You think that's bad? Their also rewriting Photoshop in SQL.

Name: 5 2013-01-24 18:42

>>5
*they're

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:45

>>5
I can see it happening. Always online connectivity required to use Photoshop seems legit

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 19:28

>>5
So now we'll have to query for pixels?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 19:34

>>8
select * from (select pixels from db.category.layers.layer1.tbl_pixels where db.category.layers.layer1.tbl_pixels.color = #FFFFFF) inner join on db.category.layers.layer2)
where pixels > 3
group by name
having color > 4
pivot color

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 19:49

>>9
select *
Idiot that can't use SQL detected. Always name your columns.

Name: 2013-01-24 20:07

>>11
<-- dubs checkem

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 20:17

>>10
naming over a thousand columns? I think not

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