/prog/ - Real programmers are not anonymous

Name: James W. Hall 2013-01-22 2:25

As esr so eloquently puts it in How To Become A Hacker^[1]:
The problem with screen names or handles deserves some amplification. Concealing your identity behind a handle is a juvenile and silly behavior characteristic of crackers, warez d00dz, and other lower life forms. Hackers don't do this; they're proud of what they do and want it associated with their real names. So if you have a handle, drop it. In the hacker culture it will only mark you as a loser.

So if you guys and girls want to get respect as programmers, you'd better use your real names from here on out.

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^[1] - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#style[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 14:11

>>80
Jews are not a race. So I'm not racist.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 14:17

>>81
Okay, then fuck off already you illogical discriminatory piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 15:42

>>82
Shalom!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 15:46

>>83
Cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 16:10

please define "evil", nikita.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 17:12

>>85
Easy, evil is the false judaism that is use as a blanket of protection for the ashkinazim to commit their crimes against humanity.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 17:14

>>86
Cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 17:59

>>87
You jews claim to be so smart, yet all you can spout is ad hominem. I would be disappointed if I didn't know better about anything that comes out of your beak faced mouths and the validity of which.

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 18:42

>>88
Asalalakalalakalalaakakakakum!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:09

>>89
Spamming is just as dimwitted, Chaim.
>>90
Adadadadadadadad hominem!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:23

>>91
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:29

List of world countries according to >>77-88,90-92:
* Israel
* Saudi Arabia

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 19:38

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/48/Zayed_bin_Al_Nahayan.jpg
Chaim Al-Saeed

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 20:42

http://duartes.org/gustavo/blog/post/first-recorded-usage-of-hacker

"It was tracked down by Fred Shapiro, editor of The Yale Dictionary Of Quotations and author of a paper with a most hilarious and offensive name. The MIT article dispels the common notion that “hacker” was a purely white-hat term later corrupted by the media. The black-hat connotation was there early on; Richard Stallman was 10 years old when this was printed."

Name: dong nabber 2013-01-22 20:44

hax my ANUS

Also, fuck ESR, he has no idea what he's talking about and obviously can't speak for everyone.

Name: Jaquelin McFucknuckle 2013-01-22 23:12

LCL, what ever happened to VA Linux, Eric?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:14

>>15
Might as well call yourselves niggers it'll get you just as much respect.
Good point. Call me a nigger from now on. Now to write a FAQ entitled ``How To Be A Nigger''. Step 0: Always user ``nigger quotes''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:22

>>98
Step 1: Always get dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:23

>>99
Step 11: Always get dubs.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-22 23:42

Attention whore's, maybe.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 5:05

How to be a kike
Step 0: Be an ugly parasite
Step א: Infiltrate host civilizations
Step ב: Steal from, kidnap, rape, and murder host civilizations' native people
Step ג: Cry holy shoah

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 5:35

>>102
א₀ 2^א₀ 2^{2^א₀} 2^{2^{2^א₀}}

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 5:51

>>103
The Jews got the better of me with their reverse script.

ℵ₀ 2^ℵ₀ 2^{2^ℵ₀} 2^{2^{2^ℵ₀}}

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 6:23

My real name Hax MyAnus.

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>>110
I DID IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!! IM AN ANUS HAX0R NOW! SUCK MY SHIT WORTHLESS /prog/N00BERS!!!!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-23 8:44

>>111
Great. Now go back to /b/, please

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lol mine looks waay better xD

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