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Real programmers are not anonymous

Name: James W. Hall 2013-01-22 2:25

As esr so eloquently puts it in How To Become A Hacker[1]:
The problem with screen names or handles deserves some amplification. Concealing your identity behind a handle is a juvenile and silly behavior characteristic of crackers, warez d00dz, and other lower life forms. Hackers don't do this; they're proud of what they do and want it associated with their real names. So if you have a handle, drop it. In the hacker culture it will only mark you as a loser.

So if you guys and girls want to get respect as programmers, you'd better use your real names from here on out.

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[1] - http://www.catb.org/~esr/faqs/hacker-howto.html#style[/sup]

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 9:03

>>160
Why you talk to self?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 9:50

>>159
You're probably the antijew fucktard but your statement is perfectly true.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 10:42

>>162
Shalom, Hymie!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 11:13

>>163
Illogical racist cretin tsk.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 13:04

I can't hate Jews because it's ``discrimination'', even though I really mean a select group of Jews (esp. Zionists).
Meanwhile, the Jews employ the same tactic when they call me ``anti-Semitic'' which is actually Jewspeak for ``anti-Jewish''.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 13:23

>>165
Illogical racist cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 14:15

Zen Buddhism and aikido makes you a better programmer? Really?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 15:24

>>167
Yeah, esr is fucking stupid. Mind you, I'm a judoka.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 15:25

``cat-b''

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 15:45

>>168
FUCK YOU I FUCKING HATE YOU LE ENCULER CONNARD ANGLO DIE A FIRE AEFASDFFSDA FDSFSDAF SAD FSAD

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 15:53

>>170
Another proof that shotgun-kun aka the shitposter is Eric S. Raymond. Explaining why that nutjob starts to speak french when he's mad is left as an exercise for the psychiatrists.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 15:56

My name is Sigmund Schlomo Freud.

esr is gay.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 17:55

>>170,171
va te faire enculer connard de merde

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:12

>>165
Actually you could be zionist and not jewish, so whoever calls you racist for that is wrong. But knowing you, I'm pretty sure that's not why they called you racist, you illogical retarded piece of shit.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:45

>>174`
>zionism
>not racism

pick only one, connard

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:46

>>175
Oh for fuck's sake, Yannick is a /g/tard?

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:49

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>MY LE CONNARD FACE WHEN YANNICK IS EGIN!!!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:50

>>176                                      `
>implying you're not a cock sucking cretin
>implying you shouldn't KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING CUNT DIE IN A FIRE I FUCKING HATE YOU

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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 18:50

>>177
fuck you cretin die in a fire

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 19:54

>>178`
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Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 22:13

http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=208
ESR has a lulzy email exchange with a M$ recruiter.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 22:20

>>182
what an egotistical douche

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 22:32

>>182
If you had bothered to do five seconds of background checking, you might have discovered that I am the guy who responded to Craig Mundie's "Who are you?" with "I'm your worst nightmare", and that I've in fact been something pretty close to your company's worst nightmare since about 1997. 
Oh wow.

You've maybe heard about this "open source" thing? You get one guess who wrote most of the theory and propaganda for it and talked IBM and Wall Street and the Fortune 500 into buying in.
Pretentious much? What a faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 22:40

The only program Anonymous ever made was LOIC and that's shit!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 22:58

>>185
LOIC was developed by Praetox Technologies and then put into the public domain. Only then did `Anonymous' the Digg users\/b/tards\ED faggots that later because `Anonymous' find it and use it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 22:59

>>185
Yeah, that guy, Anonymous. What an annoying douche.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 23:06

>>187
Yeah, I like Pseudonymous a lot more.

>>184
Who the fuck's Craig Mundie?  Also, the Microsoft hatred is warranted but the arrogant self-importance almost made me puke.

Name: Tyrone Rhythmdick 2013-01-24 23:40

As a black hacker, I support this message. If whites had to put their name on their code, there would be a lot less racism in it.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-24 23:52

>>189
fuck off, illogical racist cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:01

You've maybe heard about this "open source" thing? You get one guess who wrote most of the theory and propaganda for it and talked IBM and Wall Street and the Fortune 500 into buying in.
That's such bullshit. This is what happened:
* RMS pioneered the free software movement.
* ESR wrote some shitty book about it.
* Some guy whose name I forget but I believe wrote Bison learned of free software through ESR's shitty book.
* The Bison guy felt that free software would have broader commercial appeal if it wasn't called ``free'' software.
* The Bison guy founded the Open Source Initiative, which is simple an initiative to drop the word ``free'' from free software so he could sell it.
* The Bison guy brought ESR on because he considered him to be the expert, having read his shitty book.
* The Open Source Initiative was founded and with the term ``open source'' approve by Linus, the Bison guy founded the first commercial Linux venture.
* The venture went public and the Bison guy, along with ESR, Linus and just about every other kernel developer holding stock, became millionaires overnight.
* The company eventually failed and everybody who held their stock lost their money.

ESR's take on the situation: I SINGLE-HANDEDLY INVENTED OPEN SOURCE, COMMERCIALIZED IT AND CONQUERED MICROSOFT AND IBM!!!

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:06

>>191
Your stupid /g/RMS-fanboyism makes you blind. (and stupid)
esr > rms
deal with it, faggot

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:11

Oh boy, ESR thinks he's charismatic.

http://esr.ibiblio.org/?p=4773

This guy is clearly out of touch with reality.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:13

>>192
Are you rustled, faggot? I guess ESR really is charismatic if he has homos like wanting the D.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:18

At least, ESR doesn't grow food on his feet. *le puke face*

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:19

>>192,195
Don't get in flame wars on Usenet (or anywhere else).

Looks like you're not a hacker by your own faggot butt-buddy idol's own definition. Too bad.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:33

>implying ive read that shit

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:39

>>193
ESR is pretty cool. He looks like the kind of guy I could drink a pack of Bud Lite and go muddin' with.

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:43

this thread needs to die

Name: Anonymous 2013-01-25 0:51

>>199
Why? Because your disgustingly arrogant idol is being mocked? FUCK OFF!

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