Israeli assassin stopped!

This just happened 20 minutes ago, an Israeli Mossad agent attempted to murder the president of Turkey, Abdullah Gül, for not following through on plans to start the war against Syria. His gun jammed, and he was dog piled before he could fix it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHv4f4WfP8w

I just bought my east asian wife a diamond encrusted rolex, all thanks to programming and the revenue it brings home. How's that compared to your shitposting? I'm going to get laid to night, boys.

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Wait, your idea of an enviable marriage is one in which you have to bribe your wife into fucking you?