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Implying it was a bribe.
While in reality it was nothing like it, since she's my wife and we're having as much sex as I can put up with (lately not that much, though), it was more like "Gee, my hubby gave me some ass expensive shit, I better make sure he's pleased tonight, I don't know why, probably cause I'm a girl and I that's just what girls do or something" which came out of her mouth as "I'm fucking you tonight", yeah well, I replied..."Oh, I had a couple of beers so I'm reeking pretty badly now.", to which she replied "I don't care, I'm fucking you.". I just gave an awkward chuckle to that and we carried on with something else. Well, now she's in bed already and I'm still reeking, so not in the mood! Writing about it here isn't helping either, especially since I had to reply to an unfound cliche that completely misses the reality at hand, really how often do you think a married couple bribe each other to fuck? Jesus, that can't be often. Still, if I had to stop one thing, either my marriage or shitpostain' I'd stop the later in a heartbea...oh wait...