Vote for the Eternal Doctrine

[...] Explorers from many races spent their lives trying to piece together this ancient mystery, but of all races, the Aryans were the most bold adventurers. Their scouts, sailing single-manned boats, penetrated far into uncharted seas, and disembarked on a million shores. On one such mission, a young Aryan travelled onto a small, life-bearing country to identify some anomalous smoke columns, occasionally a sign of civilized people. Inside, the Aryan found a small, hideous creature - a Jew.

Before the scout was able to defend itself, the Jew creature took control of the Aryan man's mind and commanded the scout to place the Jews aboard the Aryan's ship, along with hundreds of its evil brood. Then the Aryan returned to the heart of the Western Civilization, returning to port of its capital city. Within hours, every resident of the city was a Jew slave. Within a month, Jew-compelled ships had spread the evil, psychic creatures across the entire Western Civilization.

When the Jews took control over the Western Civilization, one nation fought back - the Germans. These slow, quiet creatures were boredom-based life forms, but bore little resemblance to the modern Deutschfags. The Germans were natural immunes to the Jews' psychic compulsion; they were unaffected by the creatures' power, and the Jews would not permit anyone to exist outside of their control, so they ordered the remaining nations of the Western Civilization to attack and destroy the German home country.

Details about the ``secular'' Jew's nature are hard to come by during its residence in London, since it was not above using minor psychic compulsions to turn aside inquiries about itself, particularly its psychology and its money abilities. Initial tests, before the ``secular'' Jew began openly manipulating its testers to falsify results, showed its measured IQ to be far above that of the greatest human geniuses and its personality to be classified in the category labeled "Furtive-Hateful" by human psychiatrists, due to its antisocial habits and its direct, sadistic desire for others' pain and suffering. Physically similar to religious Jews, it appears as a quadruped with small, atrophied limbs, a grossly bulging cranium, and a somewhat human-like face.