Which part of Leah would you lick?

Self-explanatory. I'm in love with her and I want to save her from Guido and the AntiCudder.

>>13
No, that's just what you say to make yourself feel better. If some ugly fat cunt touched your micropenis you'd fall in love and beg her to be with you even after she fucked some other dude and called your mother a bitch.

>>18
If some ugly fat cunt touched your micropenis you'd fall in love and beg her to be with you
I've been through that, but only twice. Once it was a retarded average-looking girl, the other time was a retarded terrible-looking girl. Stop applying your retarded neurotypical woo banging le bitches XD Reddit logic to this.

I'm black and severely underweight, by the way.

As a black hacker, I am offended by this thread.