Yes hello

I was directed here from /r/programming. I am an aspiring software developer with several years of experience in professional shitposting and I want to learn computer science and neurolinguistic meta-programming so that I can take my shitposting to the next level. How do I learn LISP?

Welcome to /prog/! We love /r/programming and if you love /r/programming you will love it here too! Just a word of advice, however, if you're going to troll, please make it less obvious. I can't give you any more than 0/10 this time but I encourage you to keep trying!