Let's write a Literate Haskell program

Rules:
α. One function at a time.
β. main function will be written last, it will call a random function from this thread and print its result.
γ. Your function may call other functions.
δ. Your post, when added to the thread, must compile with the rest of the thread.

module Main where
import Control.Applicative
import Control.Arrow
import Control.Monad

>>8
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