Hashing beyond hope and redemption

SuperFastHash? More like SuperShitHash. Murmur3? Eat shit and die. xxhash? Go fuck yourself. Intel hardware iSCSI CRC32 instructions? Horse shit for chumps.

Software Maestro San Mayce is at it again and has updated his website recently with new FNV1A hash function variants Yorikke and Yoshimitsu. They improve on performance over his previous Jesteress hash function while also improving the distributions and reducing collisions.

http://www.sanmayce.com/Fastest_Hash/index.html

Yoshimitsu is beyond hope - he fights as a true underdog - nothing to lose everything to gain, sharing with those in need - a true copylefter.

There is an ancient saying "Nine out of ten Dao masters are healers.", but here come my two add-ons: "Ten out of ten Dao masters are alchemists." "One out of ten Dao masters is a martial artist." As in case of this "lost soul" Yoshimitsu.

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>>3
You are a foolish

What in the ever-loving fuck...?

hmm, hashing 11mb per clock-cycle....
 > http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lp0_on_fire

>>5
This guy is a real artist.

>>4
Excuse me for valuing my privacy and my computing sovereignty.

>>7
A real autist you mean

I dream I was in a jail cell. There were two guards standing and talking to another prisoner beside me. A bell rang out and I knew. The zombies had come. I pleaded with the guard to free us, but she refused. They eventually left to see what the commotion outside was. The prisoner beside me knew what was coming as well, he pulled a knife he had hidden and slit his own throat. The doors to the hallway opened. Stumbling forward were the undead. Too many to count, shuffling slowly forward, groaning as if in pain, with their white gi's and stupid red headbands.

People post on the regular board, uses captcha, and every captcha entered, generates dollars. The page gets 10'000'000 visitors per moth... That makes a fuck ton of shekels.