Who is Fagstorm?

I'm familiar with Ahmed and Cretin, but this elusive Fagstorm...eludes me. Who is he? Why is he here? What's his purpose?

>>12,14
That doesn't make sense. Le cretin-shotgun-XDD can't be French. They don't allow guns in totalitarian socialist states. Total control of minds requires vulnerable unarmed individual seeking protection from the almighty state.
Canadian, maybe.
>>15
Go back to wherever gay French people usually meet.