[ATTN] PROG OFFICIALLY DEAD

ATTENTION REMAINING PUPULATION OF /PROG/:

THIS PLACE IS DEADER THAN HASKAL THE DOG.  PLEASE FIND ANOTHER PLACE TO DISCUSS WHATEVER YOU CAME HERE TO DISCUSS.  WE WILL PROCEED TO HOLOCAUST THOSE WHO REFUSE TO LEAVE THIS PLACE.

THANKS FOR YOUR COOPERATION.

PROG OVERLORD REPORTING IN
LISP SHALL PREVAIL
WE SHALL DEFEAT THOSE WHO TALK OF THE SHALOM AND THE AHMED
WE SHALL CREATE INTERESTING DISCUSSION OF LANGUAGE DESIGN
WE SHALL TALK OF PROGRAMMING PROJECTS
WE SHALL DISCUSS DESIGN METHODOLIGIES
WE SHALL HAXX THE ANII
WE SHALL ABLESON HAXX THE ANII
WE SHALL INCORPORATE INNOCUOUS SHITPOSTING INTO OTHERWISE GOOD POSTS
WE SHALL SHOW _^BBCODE ABILITIES SURPASSING MORTAL ABILITY
WE SHALL ACHIEVE SATORI, NOT ONE, NOT TWICE, BUT THRICE