/prog/ - trolled da fuck out of dis guy

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 0:02

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
Do you prefer to get ur dick sucked or eat a girl out?

You: give me ten of every animal

Stranger: why ten?

Stranger: i mean it's an even number for breeding

You: why ten?, he asks

Stranger: but ten seems excessive

You: are you fucking seriousss?

You: TEN

You: is the base of our numerical system

Stranger: i started pissing people off by counting on my fingers in binary actually

You: hahhahahaha

Stranger: it's actually very efficient

Stranger: with the standard method you can count to 10

You: billy bones

Stranger: with a binary system you can count to 1023

Stranger: i should figure out floating point and really fuck with people

You: I see

You: with ten you can count to ten billion

You: think of how many states a single figure can represent

Stranger: it's a pain to do more than up or down

Stranger: some people have a system where they use each finger having three states

You: mann

You: how the fuck do represent 8

You: (assuming you start counting from your pinky finger)

Stranger: alright from left pinky finger

You: oh wait

You: other way around lmao

Stranger: well wherever you start from

You: how do you do it?! ^_^

Stranger: if it's a little endian system meaning the bit representing 1 is first

Stranger: it would just be the fourth bit

You: *giggles*

You: do it with your fingers, jeffrey!!!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 3:30

>>>b

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 9:24

A few days ago I spied on two people and it turns out we all went to the same gig (not a particularly large one, either). The boy gave the girl his Skype, and I added them both. Now I'm too scared to talk to them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 18:55

>>3
Skype
But Skype is the enemy of your freedom!

Name: Ricardo Stallman 2012-12-14 5:05

>>4
Who would like to buy this stuffed gnu to help defend their freedom? Going once, going twice, ...

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 9:01

>>5
*le me selling stuffed Stallman*
Who would like to buy this stuffed Jew to help defend their freedom? Going once, going twice, ...
#TrueStory

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 12:19

Good to see i'm not the only one counting in binary with my fingers. For a while I felt like an dirty hipster.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 12:53

>>6
#
Back to Twitter, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 15:06

>>8
What if somewhere out there, there's an IRC channel called ``#TrueStory''?

In which case:
Back to IRC, please.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 17:20

>>8
And you ignored the *le* part? I know we shouldn't be shitposting ironically, but because of people like you is that we get retards like the e/g/in guy who take shitposts seriously.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 21:00

can't get dat ring finger up

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 21:07

>>7
The fact that at least two dirty hipsters exist does not exempt you from dirty hipster status.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 21:24

*le me robbing a liquor store

trolled da fuck out of dis guy

1 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 0:02

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 3:30

3 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 9:24

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-13 18:55

5 Name: Ricardo Stallman 2012-12-14 5:05

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 9:01

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 12:19

8 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 12:53

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 15:06

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 17:20

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 21:00

12 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 21:07

13 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-14 21:24