This might be going out on a limb, but do all americans wish they were black (or jewish...), and (some) vice versa? [sorry but quit it 'lackies]
(also isreali wish both? -- then they might feel a little better about bombing gaza with nazi tech?...lol at least we won? ;)
Nazi's prolly wish they're 'merican too, because then they'd be the ones handin' the rope to the jews? (self-destructed yet, with that short a fuse? *prod prod..) =D