/prog/ - ATTN PROGRAMMERS

Name: FFP 2012-12-09 22:30

When documenting your programs, please use the gender-neutral third-person pronouns “person”, “per”, “pers” and “perself” which were promoted, and perhaps invented, by Marge Piercy in Woman on the Edge of Time. They are used just like “she”, “her”, “hers” and “herself”, except that they apply equally to males and females. For example, “Person placed per new program under the GNU GPL, to let the public benefit from per work, and to enable per to feel person has done the right thing.”

Thank you, and you check your privilege!

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 22:32

He placed his new program under the GNU GPL.

Name: Prescriptivist faggot 2012-12-09 22:40

I prefer using "person", "him", "his", and "himself". The neutral gender in the English language is the masculine.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 22:41

And the default language is American English.

Name: FFP 2012-12-09 23:07

This is all GNU convention, btw.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 23:19

( ͡; ͟ʖ ͡;) tfw when no gf

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 1:15

You mean like Peter put per pecker in per pussy? No problem.

Name: FFP 2012-12-10 1:59

>>7
that's not the intended use of per, fucktard.

WYPMP

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 1:59

The use of ``she'' or ``her'' when the pronoun is ambiguous or irrelevant actually goes against the rules of English or any other Latin language. Perself isn't even a word. I'll be sure to follow these helpful guideline if my goal is to fail an English essay.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 2:06

>>8
Please buy a dictionary, asswipe-challenged /d/tard.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 2:43

>>10
Fuck off, tinfoil-hat shotgun redneck retard.

Name: s mods 2012-12-10 5:09

>>10
I am the regular /d/ickhead, and I know this FFP is insane. I prefer the nouns men, perSon, him/her/it, his/he/itself. And man as in the original term, before it was changed to HuMan.

I can got latin on this, and say "id".

Also, IHBT

Name: 12 2012-12-10 5:11

s-his/he/itself-his/her/itself-

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 6:55

I always use masculine pronouns just to annoy fundamentalist feminists. If they start ranting about it, I will point out that their mental illnesses are not my problem and that they should get a life.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 6:55

I always use masculine pronouns just to annoy fundamentalist feminists. If they start ranting about it, I will point out that their mental illnesses are not my problem and that they should get a life.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 7:39

I always post trice just to annoy /prog/riders. If they start ranting about it, I will point out that their mental illnesses are not my problem and that they should get a life.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 7:39

I always post trice just to annoy /prog/riders. If they start ranting about it, I will point out that their mental illnesses are not my problem and that they should get a life.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 8:17

>>16,17
But you have just posted twice, not trice, rendering your statement false.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 9:59

>>11
Fuck you and die, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 10:04

>>16-18
Thrice, you illiterate fagstorms.

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-30 8:08

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ATTN PROGRAMMERS

1 Name: FFP 2012-12-09 22:30

2 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 22:32

3 Name: Prescriptivist faggot 2012-12-09 22:40

4 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 22:41

5 Name: FFP 2012-12-09 23:07

6 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 23:19

7 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 1:15

8 Name: FFP 2012-12-10 1:59

9 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 1:59

10 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 2:06

11 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 2:43

12 Name: s mods 2012-12-10 5:09

13 Name: 12 2012-12-10 5:11

14 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 6:55

15 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 6:55

16 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 7:39

17 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 7:39

18 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 8:17

19 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 9:59

20 Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 10:04

21 Name: Anonymous 2013-11-30 8:08

Name: FFP 2012-12-09 22:30

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 22:32

Name: Prescriptivist faggot 2012-12-09 22:40

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 22:41

Name: FFP 2012-12-09 23:07

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-09 23:19

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 1:15

Name: FFP 2012-12-10 1:59

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 1:59

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 2:06

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 2:43

Name: s mods 2012-12-10 5:09

Name: 12 2012-12-10 5:11

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 6:55

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 6:55

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 7:39

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 7:39

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 8:17

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 9:59

Name: Anonymous 2012-12-10 10:04

Name: Anonymous 2013-11-30 8:08