Converting .txt

I know /prauge doesn't like Java, or object oriented programming, or new programmers- but I wrote a Java program to convert .txt files into Kindle friendly files (It makes new lines for each Chapter, but otherwise cuts newlines and adds spaces so it reads as one body of text on the Kindle).

I can share it if you all are interested. Otherwise, I see no reason to anger people and possible cause some Lispers to have an aneurism.

Shalom!

That is what I figured would be the response. I won't post it until someone actually requests it.
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