Ugliness test

I'm making a new language. I think I have already fixed most of design flaws, but I need to check it first before writing a real interpreter.
Post your code snippets, I will translate them to my lang and we will decide whether they are beautiful enough.

Python, Mathematica, MATLAB, Perl, and Ruby are a good languages if you have to get stuff done. If you just want to masturbate about code, then go ahead and use timelifesink languages.