Niggers invading programming world?

Are you prepared for the ebonic-documented code you'll be maintaining?

Consider this: A pack of wild Nigger Programmers.
Savage, slavering Nigger Programmers nearing your white code. Trampling your configure.ac. Raping your variable names.
And you can't do shit since they're Ruby programmers. The Nigger leader grabs your compiler and changes it so that warnings are now treated as errors.
The primal Niggers finally dominate your custom libraries. They change your comments into ebonics and you are forced use dynamically typed programming languages.
   

Such is the downfall of the Haskell programmer.