Scala

Your thoughts on Scala? It seems a good alternative to the shitty PHP and the slow Ruby for web programming.

No trolling please.

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F# is better than OCaml because it integrates object orientation with functional programming much the same way Scala does. It uses class methods to map over lists which is much less error prone than recursion over lists.

Scala/F#/Ruby are all mainstream functional languages
Clojure is a mainstream Lisp