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Little girls

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 11:16

I love them so much. Why are they so arousing?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 11:31

Because you're gay as hell, hymie.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:02

Because they are sexy, duh!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:06

What's the best language to teach to a little 10 year old girl? She's slightly a tomboy, and likes computers, but doesn't care for games (alas, this includes Touhou). Please, nothing like python or ruby which will make her a feminazi.

Just for the record, I'm not a pedo; this is my niece.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:08

>>4
Scratch

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:20

>>4
If you can make a friendly course, scheme, no doubts.
Racket is a nice choice with turtle graphics and all that eyecandy stuff.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:26

>>4
Pascal is as easy as shit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:38

Most or all people who love lisp compensate for their programming language gerontophilia by being pedos and raping/masturbating to little girls/boys.  I fucking knew it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:39

>>6

LOGO is basically LISP and is. alongside BASIC, the canonical kid's language.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:56

I second Logo as you ruled out Python. I tried Scratch with some kids and kids told me to fuck off with this language designed for retarded children.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 13:59

That's a dead end fella and you know it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 14:38

>>8
Your theory is as valid as this:
With the 12 volumes I have on hand and the three volumes there, that's a total of 15 volumes combined. I have no doubt that this is a set of 15 volumes. The shikigami of the outside world are the same as the ones in Gensokyo after all. With computers, F represents 15 and F is the state wherein everything is compounded. It was written that when everything becomes F, the highest value is held.

I think that it's natural for 15 to have power. Even in ancient times, 15 meant perfection in this country. The same reason the full moon is also known as the fifteenth night. Computers must be familiars that have resulted from the ideas of the East and the beauty of the moon.

Marisa asked me what I was thinking about as she lined up the three books.

Through Marisa's nonchalant actions, I realized something else. The numbers on the books, "13", "14", and "15", when lined up, makes 131415. If the 1 in front is removed... it then depicts the number that represents a perfect circle, 3.1415. This also means a full moon. And thus my theory that the familiars of the outside world use the power of the moon becomes truth.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 15:34

>>12
Nice.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 15:48

We conjure the familiars of 15 with our spells

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 15:49

I love little girls too. I wish I had a loli I could teach to program. But, sadly, I think I may be dangerous, so I cannot ever have one. ;___;

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 15:54

Kids should learn BASIC (not MS VB either). Fuck Dijkstra.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 15:55

/polecat kebabs/

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 15:57

>>15
At least, here you can't post pedophile pictures and involve us with your sickness. You should be put to sleep.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 16:00

>>17
Being a pedo gets you banned from /b/. The reason used to be some snarky message from a moralfag mod, but now the templates just say that you were requesting , even when you aren't. Even if you aren't banned, they thread is autosaged. Idiot /b/tards report loli threads as CP and thread bans are given. Its best to be a pedo anywhere except /b/, though any normalfag board is likely the same.

Name: Sussman-dono 2012-11-24 16:10

    We conjure the familiars of 15 with our spells
    We conjure the familiars of 15 with our spells
    We conjure the familiars of 15 with our spells
    We conjure the familiars of 15 with our spells

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 16:12

>>18
You should be slower to conclude that I should be euthanized. I could be kinder than you in many ways.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 16:20

>>19
On the other hand, I don't think it's right that pedophile drawings get people in jail, as it does not harm a real child. But I heard you can be jailed for a racist slur too...
I don't really think you should be euthanized, forget about it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 16:38

>>4
I assume that at the age of 10 your ``niece'' knows basic maths: combinatorics, induction, lambda calculus, etc. Therefore I suggest Haskell.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 16:41

I hate kids.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 16:52

In some third world countries you can be put in jail for telling the truth about the supposed ``Holocaust''.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 17:08

>>25
Denial of the holocaust is considered pseudoscience.

Fuck off, Ahmed.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 17:09

>>26
The study of history is not really a science.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 17:36

>>25
In some third world countries you can be put in jail for telling the truth about the supposed ``Holocaust''.

le France

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 17:52

>>28
damn these redditors, man

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 18:19

>>26
Obvious kike

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 18:24

>>30
Obvious bomber.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 19:11

Lolies!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 19:57

Sure, little girls are arousing, but are they Abelson arousing?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-24 20:02

>>33
Sure, Abelson is arousing, but is he Sussman arousing?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 0:36

Sure, the holohoax is a hoax, but is it an Abelson hoax?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 0:46

What is this ``holohoax'' thing that people keep mentioning? Is it some famous hoax involving holograms or something?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 0:55

>>36
Is it a hologram of lolies? Is it like a virtual reality where we can have sex with them?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 1:06

>>36
It refers to an alleged hoax that supposedly didn't happen. Those who know about this meta hoax refer to it as if there was some sort of conspiracy to propagate this alleged non-conspiracy as a conspiracy that actually happened.

tl;dr It's a meta hoax.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 1:18

>>38
But whence comes the ``holo-'' part?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-25 5:50

>>38
You really stand out as the nth /prog/ persona: The Incredibly Autistic Guy Who Answers Everyone Seriously, Regardless Of Whether It Was A Joke Or Not

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