/prog/ - NYAN~ — World4ch

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 2:49

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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 3:10

>>1
With javascript, you need a 150kb library of bloat to create a simple ascii animation.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 4:05

Bitches don't know about document.getElementsByClassName

Name: SOG !Xf05gentoo 2012-11-23 6:49

>>3
Implying that's not the first thing people learn in JS.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 7:06

>>4
Implying
gentoo trip
No sage
Shiggyfuckingdoo
IHBT

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 7:12

>>5
YHBT YHL HAND

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 8:30

>>4
Let me ask you something. You're a retarded cocksucker from /g/ who likes ``le epic randum 2012 IASJHGSDFJHG memes XD'', right?

Why did you even bother coming to /prog/? All you'll ever get is JEWS spam and people talking about Lisp and Touhou, the most boring topics on existence.

You're also lowering the quality of the board for the people who actually want to contribute and enjoy these boring topics.

Please explain me why someone like you would come here, ``please''. Reddit and Hacker News sound like better places for the likes of you.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 8:35

>>7
E/G/IN /G/RO

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 8:36

>>8
I'm the one who invented that ironic shitpost. Please pay royalties.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 8:43

>>9
You will pay.
You will pay for the brain damage you caused.
That shitpost you shat is now your eye of Cain.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 8:50

>>10
I don't care, I just want my royalties so I can finally buy my Lemote and cuddle with it every night.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 9:12

>>11
Fucking buy it, already. It's a reasonable man's dream.
You're a real first world pig to dare ask me for money. I would gladly offer you that shitty laptop if I could.

The only present I can afford now is a paperbook. Give me your address and you shall receive Hardy's A Mathematician Apology.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 9:16

>>9
nope . It was me. I based it off "EPIN WIN /G/RO".

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 9:28

shitpost patent lawyer here

``E/G/IN /G/RO'' is >>9 's

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 9:33

>>12
I'm a third world nigger, that's why I'm asking for money.

>>14
Fuck you faggot.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 10:13

>>15
Buy a Cubieboard instead, then go through your white neighbours' trashcan and see if you can find an LCD panel, then ask Cudder about how to connect it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 10:15

>>15
I'm a third world nigger,
Right. "DON'T CURTAIL MY RIGHTS I HATE YOU ALL FAGGOTS I WANT MY TOY" is a typical third world attitude. It sounds absolutely plausible. Go there sometimes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 10:20

>>17
I already told you to stop mocking me, fuck off, fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 10:27

>>18
Lying about your belonging to the third world was definitely insulting.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 10:29

>>18
``Cartman''

Name: >>15, not 18 2012-11-23 11:06

>>17
I'm not the nasty end of the civil anus shotgun guy. I simply want my fucking royalties.

>>18
You deserve being mocked for being such a massive homofagstorm.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 12:16

>>19
That wasn't me, fagshit.

>>21
Fuck off and die, cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 14:06

>>22
You forgot the nasty end of the civil anus shotgun, autistic fuck who deserves to be mocked for being as retarded as a Reddit News user.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 14:11

>>23
Fuck you, dipshit. Prove I'm retarded.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 14:16

>>24
``lel curtail anus SHOTGUN RIGHTS XD ROFL''
There, proved it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:14

>>25
Proof by mockery? Nope, not valid, try again, freedom-hating cretin.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:15

>>26
Why are you so fixated to mockery? Were you bullied in middle school?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:23

>>27
It's because you're an asshole even when you're correct. You should learn to be more polite on the imageboards.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:36

I simply want my fucking royalties.
You'll get your fucking royalties after your fucking.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 16:49

>>29
Okay then. Is your name Youmu, Yuyuko, Reimu, Marisa or Keine by chance?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 17:12

>>30
No, my name is Bubba. Bend over.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 17:20

>>31
Well, that sucks.

*grabs dick*

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 19:45

>>32
Hey, whoa, no, not him! I don't want no trouble around here, you feel me?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 21:21

One does not simply hides a salami.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-23 22:09

not generating the movements programmatically
le shig

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