To be or not to be awesome

Ok so i came up with an idea.
I live in a pretty busy street. Alot of shops are near my house, that means that alot of people are passing by my house.

So i came up with a funny idea:

Make an open wifi connection.
Configure it so people can go on it, but cannot surf on the web, cannot acces the network, etc.
I connect a "server" to it.
On the server is a script running with multiple payloads.
When a device is seen on the network, it will see that its a mobile phone with android. When he sees it's android it will activate "payload android". This payload will contain stuff like, wifi monitor/whatsappsniffer/mayby if i get awesome FinSpy someday (fml thats gonna be a pain, from what i've heard its a fairytale).
If a Windows system is seen, it will activate payload windows (xxbit, depends what the server sees). It will contain stuff like keyloggers, enables vpn, mayby some other stuff, i dunno yet.

I like to come up with more idea's, but for now setting up the network and creating that server should be hard enough. But i think i'm gonna get bored. Do you have any suggestions what i should put in the payload...
I also need a static and a reliable way to redirect the adress to my server, since they probably start the "virus" on their own network. I could adjust it that when they start "Internet" on their phone that it's gonna be installed. then i could mayby just direct it to 192.168.xx.xx locally.

Damn, even when writing it so much new idea's!

~Liz

The scripting for this is really simple. It only takes alot of time to figure out where to put what command ect...

Problem with the community is, people are like: Look at this code, enter shitload <,>,|,derpherp
Mostly, i'm to lazy to read what it does... Creating something your own idea is easier.

What do i want?
How do i want it?
(then i start thinking) Why do i want it?

Then i start scripting, halfway there i stop because i'm getting bored. I'm a lazy fuck