To be or not to be awesome

Ok so i came up with an idea.
I live in a pretty busy street. Alot of shops are near my house, that means that alot of people are passing by my house.

So i came up with a funny idea:

Make an open wifi connection.
Configure it so people can go on it, but cannot surf on the web, cannot acces the network, etc.
I connect a "server" to it.
On the server is a script running with multiple payloads.
When a device is seen on the network, it will see that its a mobile phone with android. When he sees it's android it will activate "payload android". This payload will contain stuff like, wifi monitor/whatsappsniffer/mayby if i get awesome FinSpy someday (fml thats gonna be a pain, from what i've heard its a fairytale).
If a Windows system is seen, it will activate payload windows (xxbit, depends what the server sees). It will contain stuff like keyloggers, enables vpn, mayby some other stuff, i dunno yet.

I like to come up with more idea's, but for now setting up the network and creating that server should be hard enough. But i think i'm gonna get bored. Do you have any suggestions what i should put in the payload...
I also need a static and a reliable way to redirect the adress to my server, since they probably start the "virus" on their own network. I could adjust it that when they start "Internet" on their phone that it's gonna be installed. then i could mayby just direct it to 192.168.xx.xx locally.

Damn, even when writing it so much new idea's!

~Liz

That's called a "honeypot". It already exists.
Also, letting them access the Internet would be a better idea, this way you can get their login/pass/cookies and shit for websites.
Consider using metasploit for the payloads management.