Want to learn programming

hey prog

I am thinking about a software bachelor next year, but want to learn some fundamental programming before I start.
What made you start programming? Where or how did you learn to do so?

I know the internet is packed with great tutorials, but I am no good at following them. It doesn't make much sense for me to just read and learn about syntax, I rather want to learn through a real project, something like Udacity do.
Do you know anything like this that's good?

I have a few ideas in mind, but I don't really know where to start. What was your first project and how long you used on it (including learning the language)?
Thinking about some python/bash to make simple scripts myself.

>>40
shit nigger, I'm here all day

>>41
Aren't you bored?

I'm programming, shit. Leave me alone.

>>38
Well... I'll try some market gardener now...

>>39
Yes, ``faggot cretin'', of course it is.

>>45
Oh, cool, which one? Mine is Keine.

>>46
Fuck off, pedophile.

>>47
I didn't know ~25yo girls were considered ``pedophile material''.

Fuck off, homofagstorm. Go fuck a male puppy.

>>48
Funny how you seem to think your sexuality is never off-topic.

>>49
Funny how you don't sage your shitposts. At least I shitpost with sage.

>>50
So? That makes shitposting cool?

>>51
No, but it makes it less obnoxious.

>>52
Thank you, guy.
>>51,49
Acknowledge that you're a shit, cretin.

>>53
Aknowledged. Now enjoy your total superiority and try to catch our attention with some superior posts, you will get all due respect.

I'm anonymous. I have posted enough superior posts to get your ass pounded. Unfortunately, neither of us can prove either way.
(By the way, you should've saged that post.)

>>55
If you are the author of some of the superior posts, thank you. If you are one of the monkey trying to impersonate this guy (I believe he is the only one left), that's just pathetic. I could show you that every newcomer does this.
Either way, I won't sage anything. I have nothing to share with the brilliant Anonymous and he can safely ignore me. Monkeys trying to fit in are just ridiculous.

>>13
That book uses Python 2.

Kill yourself, nerd.

>>56
Who's brilliant? In the first half of this thread there are at least three classically trained /prog/lodytes trading flawed opinions that still have merit. When it comes right down to it you have to decide for yourself what's bullshit and what's not. You can't hold everyone else's hand by only saying things that are not bullshit.

>>13
clothes minded
what

bumb

This thread derailed after someone has posted shit about Friday nights.

>>61
But there are disgusting neurotypicals offending the local ``autists'', feeling attracted to real girls of their own age and having jobs, in a way completely unrelated to this thread!