Cents

How many different ways can you produce 87 cents of change (using pennies, nickels, dimes, quarters and half-dollars)?

Retard:
I'll manually count out each and every possible way.

Cashier:
There's only one way which makes sense -- three quarters, a dime, and two pennies.

Lazy cashier:
Round up to 90 cents. Hell, round it to a dollar.

Cashier at a place with an automatic change-dispensing machine:
What's change?

Neurotypical:
Do your own homework, OP.

Autistic programmer:
I'll write a program to automatically evaluate the different possible combinations. It can then be used to determine the different combinations of change for other values as well.

Extremely autistic programmer:
I'll bash the other autistic programmer's code and needlessly ``optimize'' it or perhaps even write it in another language despite the fact that it's a relatively small program no matter what language you use.

Non-American:
Who cares, your currency is going to collapse anyway.

Faggot:
It costs more than a cent to produce a penny. We should round to the nearest nickel. And who uses half-dollars anyway, aside from those weird people who collect coins and stamps?

Neo-faggot:
Fiat currency is terrible. Let's all go back to investing in gold and silver.