sick of perl

im old as fuck and ive been using perl for way too long. since perl effectively has no future, which scripting language should I learn to stay modern? I've dabbled in python and haskell a little bit but i don't like FIOC and non c-style syntax. i've also written some ruby in the past and i find it slow and shitty. what do?

Perl 6 is not the continuation of Perl 5, 5 is going to live on on its own, they are both languages of the same family. It's a bad move though, i would've called it different, like, i don't know, "LarrystacheScript" or something.