sick of perl

im old as fuck and ive been using perl for way too long. since perl effectively has no future, which scripting language should I learn to stay modern? I've dabbled in python and haskell a little bit but i don't like FIOC and non c-style syntax. i've also written some ruby in the past and i find it slow and shitty. what do?

if you actually used Perl you'd know it has future. everything else pales in comparison, either slow as hell(ruby), badly designed(python) or just plain stupid(javascript). another thing is that they are constantly shaped for web shit and you know what happens( PHP )