sick of perl

im old as fuck and ive been using perl for way too long. since perl effectively has no future, which scripting language should I learn to stay modern? I've dabbled in python and haskell a little bit but i don't like FIOC and non c-style syntax. i've also written some ruby in the past and i find it slow and shitty. what do?

>>21
Python

Slow
Using Perl instead

Does not compute.

Courageously trying BBCode without testing it first.

>>32
Must've been two years since I've been to /g/, three since I actually frequented it.

Either way, BBCode suggestions?

B
B
Code

^YOU
_are
TERRIBLE ! !
at
[spoiler/BBCOED/[/spoiler]