OpenMP

I know I'm a little late to this party, but can we talk about how awesome OpenMP is? I just finally got around to learning it, and holy shit this is amazing.
No worrying about thread scheduling or anything, just add a simple #pragma to parallelize an entire for loop.

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I do. It cost me $1800 and is shiny as shit. People look at it and think that I must be a fucking god, then they genuflect, bow their heads, and pray to my image. But I am a cruel, vengeful god, and their prayers go unheeded.