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Are you bad enough dude to work in Precog?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:06

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:10

Precog is a platform for building intelligent, insightful applications. Through simple REST APIs, Precog enables application developers to capture large amounts of multi-structure data, enrich that data with add-ons from the marketplace, and perform sophisticated analytics, statistics, and predictive modeling.
That was ENTERPRISE quality!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:10

I am not bad enough :( I don't have what it takes.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:13

Wait, wait. Let me requote that, once just wasn't enough:
Precog is a platform for building intelligent, insightful applications. Through simple REST APIs, Precog enables application developers to capture large amounts of multi-structure data, enrich that data with add-ons from the marketplace, and perform sophisticated analytics, statistics, and predictive modeling.

HORY SHET!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:13

http://precog.com/about/team

Are they some kind of MMA wrestlers?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:18

Our challenge problems all have the following characteristics:
3. They are imprecise. Our challenge problems aren't formally specified with 20 pages of rigorous documentation. Real world problems aren't specified that way, and Precog engineers need the ability to work usefully even when aspects of the problem are vaguely specified (sometimes that means inference, sometimes that means pushing for clarification).

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:18

I'm straight. Heterosexuality is incompatible with le cloud services.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:20

>>6
See, it's why HTDP criticized SICP and was later replaced by FIOC.

Name: VIPPER 2012-11-13 17:30

Sounds like precum to me.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 17:38

[quote]
And did I mention, some of us have worked 4 weeks straight without taking a single day off? (To be fair, that's mostly a relic of our startup heritage. Working through the weekends is by far the exception rather than the norm, and we have an unvacation policy that lets us take time off whenever we like to help compensate.)
[/quote]

No thanks, I'd rather not become an [b]ENTERPRISE/[b] slave.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 18:12

Precog is a cloud-based data warehousing and analysis platform that is the leading provider of analytics as a service. With Precog's infrastructure APIs, developers and data scientists can incorporate intelligence and insights into their applications, without having to maintain infrastructure or write custom analysis code. Simply capture, store, and deeply analyze event-oriented data with Precog.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 18:19

>>5
More like MMA assholes

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 18:30

That challenge doesn't seem too difficult?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 19:08

>>13
>The vast majority of engineers who receive a challenge problem do not submit a solution. They run away in sheer terror, and we never hear from them again. For those that submit a solution, more than half do not get hired.

what part of this you did not understand?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 19:16

>>14
Sorry, I'm a bit slow.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 19:18

>>15
You are clearly non Precock material, pleb.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 19:23

They run away in sheer terror,
lel

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 19:35

>>17
Ok I'm trying it.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 19:46

I'd run away too. I mean, who the fuck wants to work for some web startup bullshite?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 19:52

>>19
Are you a bad enough dude to work 7 days a week with no vacation?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 19:55

>>20
No, because I'm not a Java turkey.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 22:00

czech um

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 22:24

>>22
Exquisite dubs, bro.

I'd work for PRECOCK though.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 22:26

they are faggots. fuck 'em.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 22:29

>>23
I'd rather work for /PROG/COCK

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 22:59

>>22
what?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 23:27

why work for a job when you can have a job that works for you?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 23:53

Who else read it as precoq and thought it was something to do with http://coq.inria.fr/ ?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 23:56

A players hire A players. B players hire C players. Got to keep raising that hiring bar.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-13 23:58

>>28
I was very disappointed. But people like inria would never write something like that.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 14:38

The funniest thing is they fail to see that their challenge is too much boring work to keep anyone interested and mistake this for "sheer terror".

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 15:19

>>33
Nice dubs, bro!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-19 16:21

>>32

Thanks!

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