What have you done to fuck a Touhou today?

I went looking for the portal Gensokyo, but I was frustrated by police once again. I can feel it in my hip that the portal is in the second floor girls restroom of the elementary school across town, but they conspire to keep me out.

Help?

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I feel bad raping virgins. I have too much respect for them. Maybe I have a Madonna-whore complex.