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Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 10:19

Well I saw Why's Poignant Guide to Ruby and decided I wanted to waste my time writing a non-sensical pseudo-textbook that doesn't really teach anything. I'm thinking of doing this with Python, thinking of "Learning FIOC" as the title.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 10:21

It's too bad only a few would understand the joke.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 10:23

No, call it "Learn you a FIOC for Great Good".

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 10:23

>>2
That doesn't matter, though I'm not sure if I should keep referring to Python throughout the whole book as FIOC or leave it only in the title. And maybe I can find something displaying some wit later.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 10:23

>>2
It looks straightforward. What could we be missing?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-06 10:24

In the first exercise, instead of hello world, print ONE WORD, THE FORCED INDENTATION OF THE CODE, THREAD OVER and abruptly end the book

Name: >>5 2012-11-06 10:25

>>2
Ah, you meant non /prog/riders. Disregard >>5.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 4:07

Changed my mind, now I'm thinking INTRODUCTION TO SPAGHETTI CODING --- WITH FIOC!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 9:30

~Why show so much hate?~
~Ruby is very wonderful.~
~Objects are so great!~

Name: CHUNKY BACON 2012-11-09 10:23

>>6

okay I lol'd

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-09 11:33

dubs idea

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:00

What is the equivalent of CHUNKY BACON in FIOC?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:11

>>12
Spam and eggs. Does the FIOC community still care for that trope?

Name: Neru 2012-11-11 19:23

Can I ask what FIOC stands for?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:25

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:26

>>14
Guido's CL

Name: Neru 2012-11-11 19:28

>>15
>>16
I think I found out you guise. Thanks

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:32

New book genre: githubcore
Learn You a Haskell for a Great Good
Why's (Poignant) Guide to Ruby
Land of Lisp

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:34

>>15
You gave me a terrible fucking scare. Holy shit, I thought it was really there.

>>16
Drop your name and email, your /g/ is showing.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:42

>>19
Okai

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:45

>>17
Back to /g/, autistic cumsniffer

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:47

>>21
Nuu... or, well, maybe. This board looks pretty horrible what with all the dubs-spam and stuffs. And the lack of pretty images.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 19:57

>>22
And the lack of pretty images.
Hurry, le Reddit is going to leave you behind!

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 20:02

>>23
srsl.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 20:11

>>24
what

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 20:15

>>25
I am being serious. I like pretty, colourful images.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 20:16

>>26
Reddit has plenty of them.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 20:18

>>27
Reddit has a terrible posting system.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 20:19

>>28
You are a terrible poster.

Sage your posts, fagshit.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 20:25

>>29
Two wrongs ish not a right.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 20:44

oh gosh a butterfly is trying my eye

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:19

>>33
thanks bro

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:20

>>32
SACRIFICE GOATS TO ZION

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-11 21:41

>>32
SACRIFICE A MOUNTAIN LION TO OZARKS

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 7:29

I have tried reading ``Programming Python, 4th ed.'' by Mark Lulz, but he failed to adhere to PEP-0008 after almost a decade of it being published and accepted by the Python community.  I ended up throwing this piece of garbage away.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 10:41

Oh dog I use 2.x but now that I'm writing a pseudotextbook should I be doing it with 3.x? I mean, I'd have to learn it first of course which would complicate things...

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-12 14:47

>>36
2 is terrible and you should learn 3. It fixed a lot of things in 2 that I was astonished were even allowed to happen.
Learning a new language isn't hard when you already know most of it, or even if you know other languages.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 17:12

>>37
Didn't 3 neuter functional programming in Python?

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 17:21

FIOC is shit. You shouldn't use it, if only to avoid being associated with those who do.

Name: Anonymous 2012-11-14 17:27

>>39
What should I use instead? I think it works nice for quick and dirty ``niggerings''.

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