I HATE BASH

It's so shit. Shittier than PHP by at least 10 orders of magnitude.

Link related, it's the nigger who wrote it:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brian_Fox_(computer_programmer)

Here's another reason why Unix and Bash is retarded:


$ sudo printf "foo" >/etc/file
bash: /etc/file: Permission denied

The fuck was that? I'm fucking sudo you fucking twat. I don't care what goes on underneath, you retarded redirection shit.