/prog/ challenge XL edition

CHALLENGE: Implement the multifactorial function:

int multifact(int n, int x) {
  int prod = 1;
  while (x > 0) { prod *= x; x -= n; }
  return prod;
}

Make your code AS LONG AS POSSIBLE, adding in as much enterprisey bullshit as you can. Entries will be evaluated for length, enterprise quality, creativity and humor. The deadline is 2012-05-11, 00:00 UTC. Good luck!

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